Peace prize?

Yes virginia, Barack Hussein Obama deserves his Nobel-Peace-Prize

Paris 9 October 2009

Nidra Poller

Surprised? Shocked? Outraged? Not me. I=92m delighted to see that the
Nobel-Peace-Prize has been awarded to the person who most richly =
deserves
it. Not only has he made gigantic efforts to promote Nobel-Peace in his =
nine
short months in office but as president of the residually powerful =
United
States of America he has the superforce to impose Nobel-style peace.

President and Nobel Prince of Peace Obama is not na=EFve, inept,
inexperienced, or wet behind the ears. He is practicing what he =
preached. He
has already fulfilled more promises than most voters ever suspected were
being made. And the way things are going, only a miracle will keep him =
from
delivering on the rest.

Bat Ye=92or teaches us the meaning of peace in our times, the peace of
dhimmitude, the peace that Nobel Norwegians have dutifully honored. It =
is
the peace of convert or die=85or hang in by the skin of your teeth. When =
the
heads have been severed from the stiff necks that refuse Islam, when the
converted have been folded into the prostrate masses of the ummah, the
dhimmis hand over the keys to their granges, their wives and children, =
their
hearts and minds, their lands and dwellings in exchange for a fragile =
peace
requiring endless sacrifice and constant restraint.

This is the peace of dhimmitude, this is the peace Nobelly rewarded
in=85uhhh=85Oslo, right? And B Hussein O is the most deserving laureate. =
On the
very day the prize was announced, forty people were killed in a jihad =
attack
in Peshawar Pakistan. Do you remember, way back when, during the =
campaign,
he narrowed his eyes and said Iraq=92s a distraction, let me get my =
hands on
the trigger and I=92ll take care of Pakistan. There you have it. A =
promise
keeper of the first order. Iraq was also a distraction from Afghanistan. =
So
mister Taliban tally your bananas, we=92ve got other fish to fry, do =
your
jihad thing and we=92ll lower our eyes, peace be upon you.=20

President Obama=92s Cairo speech alone earned him enough points to get =
this
prize hands down. His bow to the king of Saudi Arabia. His consistent
snubbing of European leaders. His betrayal of Poland and the Czech =
Republic.
His outstretched hand that reaches all the way to Iran=92s nuclear sites =
and
protects them from rain, hail, and Israel. His betrayal of Persians =
yearning
for democracy. His reluctance to look into McChrystal=92s ball and find =
some
kind of half way plausible strategy for the overseas contingency
whatchamegig in Afghanistan.=20

Am I being coy? Why haven=92t I mentioned his master plan for the =
nuclear
disarmament of=85

Israel!

Leaving the best for last. Even if he had not done all of the above, =
dayenu,
he would be worthy of being hoisted on high in the Nobel firmament =
because
he has declared war on Jewish construction in choice neighborhoods of al
Quds and wannabe Palestine. Donche know, if you want peace be prepared =
to
make war. And if you want the peace of jihad, make war on the Jews. =
Point
your finger at them like a smoking gun. Sock it to =91em like a latter =
day
koranic saint. Grab them by the scruff of the neck and scold them for =
all
the world to see. Sic =91em with Goldstone, saddle them with Abbas, and =
send
them to bed without dinner and ammunition. They wanted planes to fight =
to
win? Stop the program, cancel the contracts, and if they holler strangle
them with peace. Play footsy with Hamas, set up a mahjong date with
Ahmadinejad, make cuddly eyes at Assad, and secretly decorate the =
private
quarters of the White House with shahid posters, who would dare to =
protest?

Did you hear the latest? Anonymous sources have leaked to the press a =
flood
of indignation from the peaceful Obama to you know who in the holy land.
Aha! You thought he was fed up because his moderate ally Abu Mazen has
reverted to PLO same o same o? Stirring up trouble on the Temple Mount
because a bunch of French tourists got in the way of some irate =
Palestinian
rocks? Which naturally led the Palestinians to go on a rampage in the =
narrow
lanes of the Old City. How can President Obama call for the creation of =
a
Palestinian state the day after tomorrow when his prot=E9g=E9s are =
rousing a
billion and a half Muslims to protect al Aqsa=85from French tourists?

No. That=92s not why the Nobelly anointed young man is indignant. He is =
pissed
off because Israelis are badmouthing him. Big shots and little guys in =
the
street and on the beach, officials and cab drivers and housewives and =
left
wing columnists are criticizing him.=20

Watch out. Even a Nobel-Peace-Prizer can lose his temper and explode. =
But
then, who would blame him? What=92s more dangerous for world peace, a =
flock of
Taliban or a gaggle of chuzpadike Israelis?

Hail to the Chief for reaching out to the Taliban and forgiving them for =
he
knows not what they do, reaching out to the Muslim Brotherhood in all =
its
forms and machinations, reaching out to the democratically elected
Ahmadinejad and drawing a veil over the rape of the innocents, reaching =
out
to Putin over the half dead body of Georgia=85and trying to close Gitmo =
if
only the jack-in-the-box would sit down and shut up.

And if he manages to push his health care revolution bill down US =
throats,
they=92ll give him the Nobel Prize for Medicine next year. On the other =
hand,
if he can maintain double digit unemployment and bring the dollar down =
to
parity with the yuan he could outdistance Mugabe for the Nobel Prize for
Economics.=20

A Nobel Prize to the wise is sufficient: when you hear the word =
=93peace=94
praise the lord and pass the ammunition.=20